Southampton 0-3 West Brom



West Brom took Saints to pieces in a lively game which saw three players sent off.

For me however the game finished 2-0, with only Gaston Ramirez embarking on the walk of shame. “What do you mean?” I here you ask. Well I arrived 15 minutes late, missing the first goal. I saw Lukaku’s goal, I saw Gaston’s elbow on Shane Long but missed Fortune’s slap in the face of Ramirez, and the following red card. There third goal hit the back of the net, and we were up and out, missing everyone’s least favourite scotsman’s lunge at that bloke who sometimes does MOTD.

Joking aside, this was by far the worst performance under MOPO’s reign. It was the old Saints, and raised questions from the most pessimistic of footy fans about the Saints premier league status. (even though we all now there’s no way were going down.) Speaking of Premier League status’s, this was the weekend when poor Nige was sent back down to the Championship with a helpless Reading who’s fate was already decided before he arrived, along with QPR and  “Arry”, who will no doubt ditch them when the first opportunity arises.

From the whistle, it was clear it was gonna be a long day for the men in red and white, and  one that will be remembered for years by the Baggies fans, who I must say were excellent for the full 90 minutes, and they had reason to be. There first goal came after just 6 minutes.

Dorrans swung in the corner Olsson knocked it into the danger zone, Lukaku flicked it through to Fortune, who saw his first shot blocked by the legs of Boruc but he got a second bite of the cherrie and didn’t waste it.

Saint’s first chance came after patient build up from SRL curled a cross in for Jay-Rod, but the in-form striker couldn’t get his headed shot on target.

Lukaku had a chance to double the Baggies lead but was thwarted by “The Holy Goalie”. As the break approached it was The Albion who had more of the ball but that couldn’t stop Clyne from making a surging run into the box after Lambert misplaced his cross but the shot was weak.

West Brom were the happier team at the break, but Saints started brighter with Clyne finding  himself in a similar position and almost scoring his second goal in red and white but only to be denied by Ben Fosters crossbar.

The Baggies doubled there lead after Saints pressed high up the pitch after a wave of attacks leaving Romelu Lukaku too much space, and boy did he punish us. Fortune played it into space and he went past a scrambling Artur Boruc with ease.

Both sides were reduced down to ten when Gaston went on a exciting run, He beat Shane Long    but the nippy Irishman didn’t give up, producing a ridiculous piece of shirt pulling. Ramirez replied with a blatant elbow, and Fortune couldn’t help himself from given Gaston a slap in the face and Premier League new boy Rob Madley responded by showing the offending pair a red card.

The Drama didn’t stop there though. Lukaku topped of a great afternoon for him by sending Long through and he expertly finished by sending the ball through the legs of Boruc. What was to happen next was very predictable. A Danny Fox error. a pass goes out to him on the left who is back on his heels and not concentrating.  He then decides to go for it, gets beaten to it by Reid and then pulls out a god awful two-footed lunge and the red card was almost out before he landed.

Poch, does the right thing and settles for a 3-0 defeat as Jose Fonte comes on for Sir Rickie with Big Jos going to left back.  We are treated to one run and surprisingly decent cross from Big Jos but the game can’t end soon enough and thank God it has.  What a complete and utter load of rubbish and totally outplayed from start to finish by a very good side that made us look completely ordinary.  Champions League… oh my sides.

Talking of Europe theres a rumour that we may play in the Europa League next season due to the “FairPlay” table, in which we are fifth, bizarrely behind Liverpool who’s star player is a cannibal.

So the relegation picture looks like this; Reading and QPR are officially down. Wigan sit in the final relegation spot with 32 points after a draw against Bale United but crucially have a game  in hand. Newcastle sit in 17th with 37, but a heavy 6-0 loss at home to Liverpool won’t be great for the G.D. Villa sit in 16th with 37 again, but a huge win against Sunderland will have given there confidence a big boost, and the Black Cats themselves lead the 37 points brigade but as I said, were dealt a heavy defeat by Villa at the weekend. Norwich sit in 14th with 38 and then its us on 39. If we can get 4 points from the last three games then theres no way were going down, but it seems we’ve wrecked the top ten target with some really poor football

Next up Bale United, Good Luck Saints.

Swansea 0-0 Southampton

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Saints battled hard today to extend their unbeaten run to six after a forgettable goal less draw in South Wales.

MOPO’s side now can finally consider themselves all but safe. Now sitting eight points clear of the drop zone it would take a miracle for anyone to catch them.

MALA’s side however will have been disappointed not to have taken the 3 points, after having what they feel the better of the chances.

You have to be devoted to travel 175 miles and I’d like to start by congratulating all 2076      fans, how can we not be the best fans in England?

However even if we are the best fans in England, we couldn’t prevent a very shaky start from The Saints.

Both teams made moves which were easy on the eye, but it was the Swans who carried the greater threat in the opening exchanges, with Michu unable to make the most of a composed
break forward, as the Spaniard’s shot was charged down by Jos Hooiveld.
On 10 minutes, Luke Moore flung himself at a cross from Dyer on the right side, but Artur Boruc was out smartly to collect the ball, as he was again moments later when Dyer this time broke through the middle.
Pochettino’s men grew into the game, and in the 14th minute, a burst down the right from Nathaniel Clyne created the opportunity via Morgan Schneiderlin, for Jack Cork to strike form distance, but the midfielder’s rising effort was held by Michel Vorm in the home side’s goal.
After weathering another storm inside their own half, Saints took aim from range again when Steven Davis fed the ball into the path of Jay Rodriguez, who curled a high shot over the bar form the edge of the area.
A more patient approach from the visitors drew a free-kick when Adam Lallana was shoved to ground by Swansea skipper Ashley Williams on the right side of the hosts’ area.
Lambert stepped up to deliver the set piece, but his strike came back off the wall, much to the relief of Michael Laudrup’s men.
On 27, another relaxed move down the right flank saw Clyne and Davis combine once more, this time for Rodriguez, who hit a controlled volley low to Vorm’s right, where the ‘keeper was able to pounce on it without too much trouble.
A period of midfield possession for both teams followed until Lallana was brought down by Chico Flores just outside of the area. Lambert again stepped up, but his dead ball hit was expertly tipped away by Vorm who leapt across to push it over.
The resulting corner was taken by Steven Davis and pushed out to the other side where Rodriguez rescued the move to float the ball back into the danger zone. Lallana went up with Vorm to tap the ball into the empty net, but the linesman nearest to the action, ruled the goal out for a push on the Swansea goalkeeper, much to the displeasure of the Saints players.
Swansea started the better in the second half as well when sub Wayne Routledge curled a cross into Michu who just couldn’t keep his header down.
Next came Swansea’s best chance to break the deadlock Dyer played a smart one-two with Michu leaving Boruc in no mans land, luckily though Maya Yoshida was on the line to clear.
Emmanuel Mayuka came on in place of Rodriguez late on in a bid to snaffle a late winner, and with three fresh attackers on the field, Saints sensed a late opportunity to steal all three points, which nearly came when Davis picked out the underplayed Zambian, but his stab towards goal was saved by Vorm’s left foot.